Did you ever hear the tragedy of King Daut, our lord and savior?

I thought not, its not a story forgotten empires would tell you, its a TyRanT legend. King Daut was an AoC player, so lazy and so slow he could use the force to influence villagers to drop castles... He had such a knowledge of the game he could even keep other from failing castle drops. The Daut side of the force is a pathway to many building placements some would consider unnatural. He became so lazy... the only only thing he was scared of was failing his castle drops, which of course, eventually, he did. Unfortunately he taught The Viper everything he knew, then Viper denied his castle while he was smoking shisha. Ironic, he could keep other from failing castle drops, but not himself...