All civilization bonuses through a markov chain

u/mariohss inspired me. It took me more than 1 hour to make this post because I couldn't stop laughing. I tried to clean it up as much as possible. People here at work are looking weird here at work because "Why is this guy laighing so much at gibberish text?"
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All units.
Murder units have double Line of Sight.

Aztecs
Fishing Ships are 15% cheaper.
Villagers can garrison +10 units.
Team bonus: Camels have +1/+2 range in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Knights have +2 Line of Sight.
Stone Miners work 15% faster.
Team bonus: Mangonel line minimum range reduced.
Fishing Ships have +50% Line of Sight.
Stone Miners work +50% faster.
Stable units cost -15%/-20% in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Docks have double healing range.

Berbers
Villagers are 10%/20% cheaper starting in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Shepherds work 20% faster.
Tracking works 25% faster.
Team bonus: Farms are 33% cheaper.
Gunpowder units are created 20% faster.
Lumberjacks work 15% faster.
Enemy herdables can be converted regardless of enemy positions at game start.
Archery Ranges minimum range reduced.
Team bonus: Mangonel line is free.

Britons
Town Centers and Docks have double HP and +5 carry capacity.
Galleys attack 20% faster.
Advancing to the next Age to unlock other buildings.

Burmese
Lumber Camps and Mining upgrades are free.
Team bonus: Monks heal 50% faster.

Byzantines
Buildings cost -15% stone.
Team bonus: Camps are 15% faster.
Mills, Lumberjacks work +50% cheaper.
Fish Traps are 30% more accurate.
Team bonus: Docks are 10%/15%/20% cheaper.
Team bonus: Mangonel line minimum range reduced.

Celts
Monks heal when advancing to the Imperial Age.
Receive 100 gold and 100 food 50% faster.
Wheelbarrow and Hand Cart have 30% HP.
Farms are 33% faster.
Hunters have +30% HP.

Chinese
Start the game with an Eagle Scout.
Start with a free Llama.
Villagers carry +5 extra resources and last 15% longer.
Foot archers (except Skirmishers) have +1/+2/+3 attack in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Mills and Lumber Camp upgrades are free.
Team bonus: Universities researched Monastery technologies are 50% cheaper.
Team bonus: Genitour available at the Monastery.

*Ethiopians * Lumber Camp upgrades are 50% cheaper.
Gunpowder units are created 20% faster in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Camels have +6 attack against archers have +1/+2/+3 pierce armor, and work 10%/15%/20% cheaper.
Team bonus: Military buildings cost -15% gold.

*Franks * Town Centers support ten population.
Buildings are 50% faster.
Team bonus: Walls are 50% faster.
Team bonus: Monks heal 50% cheaper.

*Goths * Building are free.
Team bonus: Stables work 15% faster.
Markets cost -15%/-20% in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Stable units.
Murder Holes are 50% cheaper in the next to the Dark/Feudal Age.
Infantry is free.
Team bonus: Docks 25% HP.
Galleons have +2 minimum range.
Team bonus: Camps are 15% faster.
Team bonus: Knights have +2 Line of Sight.

*Huns * Infantry have +30% HP.
Team bonus: Barracks units cost -50%.
Team bonus: Free Cartography.
Villagers cost -50% wood when advancing to the Imperial Age.
Demolition cap in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Wheelbarrow and Outposts have +33% gold.

*Incas * Start the game with an Eagle Scout.
Villagers move +10% faster.
Light Cavalry Archers fire 15% faster and carry +5 extra resources.
All military units are created 20% faster.
Fish Traps are 33% cheaper.
Fire Ships have +5 attack and attack 20% faster.
Team bonus: Docks are 15% cheaper.

*Indians * Lumber Camp upgrades are 50% cheaper in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Military buildings cost -15%/-20% in the Feudal/Castle Age, and Bombard Towers and Outposts have +1 pierce armor in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Town Centers work 33% faster.

*Italians * Villagers kill wild animals in one strike.
The commodity trading fee is free.
Team bonus: Galleys have +10%/+20% HP.
Gunpowder technologies are free.
Camels have +25% HP.
The Scout Cavalry line is 15% cheaper.
Tower units generate +3 Line of Sight.

*Japanese * Start game with +50 wood.
Team bonus: Relics generate +25% gold.
Town Centers can be converted regardless of enemy herdables and cost -15% gold.
Cavalry Archers fire 20% cheaper.
Infantry attack against buildings provide +45 food.
Team bonus: Galleys attack 20% faster.

*Khmer * No buildings.

*Koreans * Forging, Iron Casting, and Blast Furnace are 15% cheaper.
The Scout Cavalry line is free.
Fire Ships are 50% faster.
Stable units cost -75 wood.
Transport Ships have +10%/+20%/+30%/+40% HP in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Fortifications are built 15% faster.

*Magyars * Advancing to the next Age to unlock other buildings.
Villagers benefit from Blacksmith infantry upgrades which are free.
Castles are 25% faster.
Team bonus: Camels have +6 attacks and attack 25% faster starting in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Camels have double HP, +2 pierce armor.
Team bonus: Free Cartography from the beginning of the game.

*Malay * Team bonus: Military units have +2 attack against buildings.
Battle Elephants move +15% faster.
The Pikeman upgrade is free.
Siege Workshop units are 20% cheaper in the Dark/Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Shepherds work 25% faster.
Monks gain 5 HP for every researched Monastery technologies which are 50% cheaper when the Castle Age is reached.
Foot archers have +4 attack against building in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Demolition Ships have double healing range.
Towers garrison +10 units.
Team bonus: Siege Workshop units are 15% cheaper.
Chemistry is free.
Team bonus: Genitour available at the Barracks.

*Malians * Start at the Imperial Age.
Farm upgrades are 50% cheaper.
Cavalry line has +2 Line of Sight.
Stone Miners work 15% faster.
Team bonus: Scorpions are +30% cheaper.
Tower upgrades cost -15% wood and +50 wood.
Foragers work 20% HP in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.

*Mayans * All military units.
Team bonus: Farms provide +5 population capacity.
Galleys attack against Wild Boars and Bombard Cannons fire 15% faster.
Light Cavalry Archers are free.
Team bonus: Knights have +2 attacks work +50% faster starting in the Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Foot archers are 15% cheaper.
Fishing becomes available at the Castle/Imperial Age.
Chemistry is free.
Fish Traps provide +45 food.
Town Centers cost -75 food once the Castle/Imperial Age.
Hand Cannons fire 20% faster.

*Mongols * Cavalry archers have +50% HP.
Team bonus: Siege Workshops work 15% faster.
Foot archers provide unlimited food.

*Persians * Start the game with an Eagle Scout.
Start game with -100 wood.
Transport Ships have +50% HP.
Team bonus: Barracks work 20% faster.
Fish Traps minimum range reduced.

*Portuguese * Start the game with +50 food.
Monks healing range 15% faster.
Shepherds work 20% faster.
Wheelbarrow and Blast Furnace are free.
Team bonus: Relics are 10%/20% faster starting in the Castle/Imperial Age.

*Saracens * The commodity trading fee is 5%.
Markets cost -75 wood.
Town Centers cost -50% wood (except Bombard Cannons) and fire 20% faster.
Team bonus: Farms provide +45 food.
Villagers have +5 attack against standard buildings.
Team bonus: Camels have +6 attack against standard buildings.
Villagers are available at the Barracks.

*Slavs * Farm upgrades are 25% cheaper.
Team bonus: Barracks.
Start the next Age.
Mills, Lumber Camps, and Outposts have +6 attack in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Towers (except Bombard Towers) have +30% HP.

*Spanish * Buildings cost no gold.
All units have +2 attack against Wild Boars and +50% HP.
Team bonus: Camels, Skirmishers work 20% faster in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Demolition Ships have +1 pierce armor in the Castle/Imperial Age.
The commodity trading fee is 15% cheaper.
Foot arched Monastery technologies are 15% cheaper.
Monks heal 50% faster.
Town Watch is free.
Team bonus: Knights have +45 food from the beginning of the Castle/Imperial Age is 35% cheaper.
Fish Traps are 25% cheaper.

*Teutons * Town Centers benefit from Blast Furnace.
Villagers have +6 attack against archers and have +5 LOS.
Technologies are 50% cheaper.
Town Watch is free.
Team bonus: Gunpowder units have +1/+2 range in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Team bonus: Foot archers are 50% faster.
Siege Workshops work 25% faster in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Hand Cart is free.
Farmers work 33% faster.

*Turks * Gunpowder units are 20% cheaper in the Feudal Age.
Ships move with +10% HP.
The Feitoria becomes available when Archers have +2 Line of Sight.

*Vietnamese * Receive 10%/15%/20% cheaper.
Team bonus: Knights have +1 pierce armor.
Team bonus: Units are 50% cheaper.
Team bonus: Farms are 30% more accuracy and fire faster.
Team bonus: Gunpowder units cost no gold.
Advancing to the Archers are 20% faster.
Buildings.
Battle Elephants move +15 food.

*Vikings * Warships are 15% cheaper starting in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age.
Trebuchets are 30% more accurate.
Team bonus: Stables have 20% faster cannonballs.
Hand Cannoneers and Bombard Cannoneers and Bombard Cannons fire 20% faster.
Blacksmith upgrades cost no gold.