Does this game type sound familiar?

8 players, free for all game.

You wait ~20 minutes in a lobby to cobble together some complete strangers who've unbeknownst to you, will make you mad like the hatter for the next 1.5 hours.

At least one player resigns 2 minutes into the game. Another around 20 minutes. No one knows why because nobody attacked them.

There's the one player who is the try-hard. They are a secretly high-level player that likes to play with the newer ones. They will not only easily win the game but will spam that sweet, sweet 11 for extra salt while calling his victim's noobs. He will also make a fuss if he notices the other players are teaming up against him. The way he types in chat makes it seems like this player strokes his dick on a regular basis.

Two players are playing city-builder. Surrounding walls, nicely placed houses and towers, and a random army composition with a knight they pretend is their "leader". They do not chat and they have no clue what the hell is happening outside of their kingdom. They get flattened first.

We cannot forget the player who almost gets destroyed and makes alliances with the City-builders that allow him to leech off other players for protection and resources. These guys will stay in the game til the end and will hide their villagers in boats around the map.

Then there is the one player who is almost as good as the try-hard but is using everything resource possible to fight back. This guy is mature enough to not engage in smack talk after he's defeated and simply ends the game with a 'gg'. I personally wish I could be more like this player. Hell, I wish there were more players like this.

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What do you think? Are these common stereotypes in your matches too?