And I've already concluded that the Byzantines are the best faction, with best, most Noble Patrician unit in the game: Cataphracts. I simply can't go back to fielding those dirty barbaric armies of the East, or filthy Heathen armies of the West. It's honestly hard to remember using horses from the dirty plebeian stables. Such is the might of the Glorious inheritors of Romanoi Military Tradition, that they can trample pathetic barbarian horses by mere proximity!
It's hard to even fathom living in anything besides the superior Greco-Roman architecture of Byzantine buildings, which are not only stronger, but better looking than barbarian "buildings", veritable mudhuts by comparison!
Even the lowest of Plebeian infantry fielded by the Noble and Sacrosanct Imperial Army are better than their barbaric counterparts, since they know their place and not to greedily demand more resources than they're worth, unlike those gluttonous barbarians!
Truly masters of all, the Byzantines also field Great Camels from the Deserts of Syria and North Africa, who, similar to the Plebeians, know not to ask for more than they are worth!
Through their divinely inspired intellect and the wrath of DEVS himself, their mighty fleets hurl fire with the fury of the Arch Angels, to smite barbarians and heathens alike!
Above all, the Byzantines, as the most holy followers of the right, true, correct and infallible Orthodox Church, their benevolent Priests, as the most righteous followers of the lord channeling the healing energy of Jesus Christ himself through the divine power of the Nicaean Creed grant blessings onto the Lord's army on Earth better than any chaos worshipping barbarian could ever hope to!
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