What is the manliest unit in the game that you have weakness for, would make you sweat and your knees weak if you met it irl? Elaborate please. (no homo ofc)

Id go for a huskarl. I mean, just look at him. His beard, hairy muscular chest and fucking biceps thicker than most men's legs. He beats the living shit out of 60 kg hipster pussies hiding behind bows and arrows with his majestic shield. He's the one we need in this world of effeminate men, The Rock of age of empires. Remember the scene from Fast and Furious 8 where he escaped the prison with Jason Statham? Where guards tried to stop him with rubber bullets (lol) but ended up having their asses handled to them? Everyone else would've fallen, but not him. In my opinion that's the most accurate representation of an aoe huskarl in history. The more arrows you shoot at him, the more pissed he gets.

Again, no homo. and no bestiality either (for you, war elephant fans). Thanks for reading, im looking forward to reading more wet dream stories!