Some nerfs and buffs NEEDED for the game

Aztecs:

What the hell is this civ? Not even a cav unit? They #clearly need some buff, so I suggest giving Eagle warriors the ability to fly (How is it even an EAGLE if he can't fly, SMH my head)

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Berbers:

There must have been a mistake while creating this civ, because a "camel archer" should be an archer carrying a camel (insert t90Camel here), just like a "balista elephant" is a elephant carrying a balista.

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Britons:

So, I think we can all agree on moving the sheep bonus to celts and I think replacing the "warwolf (something with trebs)" tech with "tea (All your units will go idle every 10 minuts and will be extremely pissed off if you disturb them)"

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Burmese:

I don't think that a southeast asian civilization would give a shit about some christian relics, so deffinitely replace the team bonus.

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Byzantines:

Instantly lose everytime you are against turks, replace the Cataphracts with a unit called "eye poker", a unit that would blind the enemy (context)

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Celts:

Remove all the siege shit, Celts had absolutely generic siege AFAIK. Replace "furora celtica" with "Bagpipes", a tech that would turn the enemy units insane and eventually make them commit suicide.

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Chinese:

Give them gunpowder and blockprinting, they deserve it goddamn! Also, even if your allies got carto, they would see a slightly different map than you (context)

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Ethiopians:

In late imp 2 superpowers will interfere and cause a civil war, that destroys everything you have, make the shotel the most OP unit ever <3

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Franks:

Replace the foraging bonus with the ability to catch frogs on shores, if you dont resign when you see an enemy unit, there will be a revolution and they'll cut your head off with a guillotine

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Goths:

Give them better cavalry because thats how they won against the Byzantines, replace perfusion with "migration", which will move your entire base to the other end of the map.

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... Fuck it, I'm too lazy...

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Slavs:

Replace the game music with hardbass, give all of their units tracksuits, replace their architecture with those awful looking panel houses

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plz dont call me racist 11