Feudal Paradise (AOE2 Parody)! Post your AOE2 parodies!

As I walk through black forest
Where I hunt for my boar,
I look around for my wife
And realize my opponents score...

Well thats just shitty for a villie like me;
Cavalry, infantry - he's even got siege!

At 430 in the mornin'
I'm pluckin' bush.
Tryna chop a tree
but I'm gettin' a rush.

I been hoe-in' and plowin'
And sowin' so long;
Even Ezekiel missed
The incoming cannonball...

BOOM!

We been spending most our lives,
Livin' in a feudal paradise...
Faced castles once or twice,
Livin' in a feudal paradise...
Bought stone for double price,
Livin' in a feudal paradise...
Its hard work and sacrifice,
Livin' in a feudal paradise...

Rogan 🎵 11...