The greatest Tale ever told

Picture this if you will

-Being a 10 year old lad.
-Your family buys you this awesome game age of empires 2
-Start playing, You walk to that watch tower
-You win battle of stirling
-You feel good
-Fight an AI on easiest difficulty
-Build a single trebuchet
-Throw that damn 90 kg rock 300 meters which is roughly 16 range give or take.
-Start the campaign.
-THE KARA KHITAI ARE WITHOUT HONOR
-Go around that damn Great Wall like the Germans did the Maginot
-Hide Champions ina trade cart like a boss
-Complete that campaign in a day
-Brag to your parents about how awesome Age of Empires 2 is. Your mom says she's proud of you, your dad beaming with happiness.
-Go to school
-Brag about Age of Empires 2 and how you conquered Asia with Genghis Khan.
-Get beat up by jocks.
-The girl you like laughs at you.
-You want to help the gamers rise up.
-You dream of living in the greatest video game, your regular life as a kid sucks.
-As you drift to sleep battered and bloody you hear in a voice in your head "your wish is granted."
-You fade to sleep.
-All you see is darkness as you slowly wake up
-You hear the sound of wagon wheels
-A voice calls out "Hey you, finally awake, you were trying to cross the border right?"
-"Elder Scrolls V flashes across your vision"

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