Any tips for facing an impossibly superior opponent?

I'm about to face a 2k player in a tournament, and I'm barely 1300 myself.

Does anyone have any ideas which might stand a chance? I'm not above using exploits, or playing dirty given the circumstances.

I'm thinking right now that my best bet is literally to try to trick him into disqualifying himself. Or maybe I could convince him that I'm AFK or some other insane approach to get him to not really play.