What's the weirdest complaint about your playstyle you ever got from someone?

I decided I need to expand my horizons and try and archer build since I usually do MaA rush or MaA into Archers.

We both picked Ethiopians.

He was quicker at attacking, but wiped in the attack.

I went on to kill him by having a larger archer mass.

In Castle he makes a handful of knights and some skirms, still dies to my archers and mangonels.

When he resigns he calls me a braindead player who only makes one unit to win and mocks me for not having a higher ELO.

His entire match history is exclusively Ethiopians and Mayans.

Didn't know psychological projection was a thing in AOE 2.

As a sidenote, is it just me or has the amount of players who refuse to resign spiked severely? Not this guy, but just in general I'm getting a lot more 30+ minute games because opponents insist on cockroaching around the map or the like.