What the funniest assault / insult you got in multiplayer?

Hi!

I recently had a game ethiopians (me) vs. vietnamese. I have to admit that my opponent (F-I-R-O) played really well, archived map control (after I got the relics tho ;-) ), harrassed me constantly and came up with some creative tactics. But on the other hand, ethiopians have siege onagers and shotel dudes...

What really made me laugh was the insult at the end: "You are playing so bad! [...] Only with gold!" Like, yes, I totally want to go with trash against vietnamese with there imperial skirms, because it is the honorable way, thank you ^^ Sorry for using a market place...

Anyway, it got me thinking and interested:

► What was the funniest, cringiest or downright insane insult you got in multiplayer?