Failed to Join...I can't explain this.

The ONLY time I can join a game is when I start the game, log in and get IMMEDIATELY invited and accept. I literally have about 5 seconds before it breaks.

The only way to fix it, is to actually EXIT the game, not log out, but frikkin restart the game after killing the runtime. WHAT THE HELL?!

Seriously, this is beyond strange to troubleshoot.

I forwarded ports - nope

I made firewall exceptions - nope

I turned off both firewalls - nope

I DMZ'd the frikking router - still nope

I tried VPN - nope

I changed my APN to public and bypassed ISP's firewall - nope

I force-fed the connection through a static IP behind a DNS - NOPE

How the hell am I supposed to troubleshoot this?

To whoever wrote the netcode for this game: SCREW YOU, and your useless catch returns!