The One True Build Order

Guys, I've decided this game takes way too much effort. I'm 'gen z' and therefore used to the instant gratification of other beloved games such as LoL or CoD. In these games you can pretty much get away with doing the exact same thing every single game and reach a somewhat respectable elo. This is why I need you to post the one true (the best) build order for me so I don't have to use my brain while playing. Thank you